Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home





fuck all girls wit natural hair all they do is talk about they hair and write poetry about africa

I hope you’re kidding.

Boy oh boy

Lmao, you’re dumb as hell.

I think the walk to work is making my ass look so much better 🙏


aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho


nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite


"After rain" look, using shiny top coat drops over matte finish.


by @mszgenevieve “Here’s day 9 or #31dc2014 rainbow being the theme & holy crap MUCH SPARKLE !!! Im using all Lynnderella polishes, from L-R: Nail Bed of Roses 24/99, Warming Trend, Golden Rules, The Modern Mermaid, Wherefore Art Blue?, Orchid of the Year & Miss Isa Whizard 96/111” via @PhotoRepost_app


having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun


You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

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