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24 / 5 / 2013 @ 09:35
(source: jadehariey)

jadehariey:

so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 22:51
(source: grimyboy)

grimyboy:

At the end of game of thrones we find out the actual heir to the throne is the burger king. It was all one big commercial for burger king.

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 22:46

went out for thai food…then took a walk and got little pastry thingies at this place called heavenly  desserts. hahah i even got a hello kitty candy necklace. it was a good day. 

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 12:44
(source: cantankerouscrab)

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 12:02

30,000 posts…whaaaaat?

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22 / 5 / 2013 @ 23:41
(source: nevvzealand-deactivated20130227)

vvierd:

vvierd:

do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…

am i so perfect

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22 / 5 / 2013 @ 23:16
(source: exobiology-deactivated20130426)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference